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This thread is for comments about Your Corporate Network And The Forces Of Darkness, by Lucy A. Snyder
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Anonymous
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i'm laughing so hard i'm crying... never thought "network security" was about defending the users against the network ITSELF :)
i wonder how you'd firewall an Ichornet :)
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Anonymous
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That's all well and good, but will I be able to check my E-mail from my zombie slave?:-P
Link forwarded to a bunch of dead badger fans.
Chuck
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I've felt like I was working with a group of zombloyees for years. Now I know why. I have hired a voodoo priest to try and penetrate their Kernel and send me an new dead secretary. Hopefully a former porn star. The old one was getting rancid and couldn't file worth a damn.
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Zombloyees and Ichornet. Too funny. I think I've worked for this company a time or two. More, I say, more, now that I've got my dead badger up and running.
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Jules Noble
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Brilliant, I havent laughed so much for years.
System described seems fully compatible with our firms present IT network. Now I know why important files seem to self delete in the middle of night when no living person is about and links change themselves when our firewall shows no traffic from outside. Clearly it must be the undead staff who are meddling and malware entering by eclectic not electric means.
PS I've had not much luck with that damm badger, and the only way I can get a dual boot system on it is to use both feet
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Good shit. Funnier than your husband by a considerable margin. =P
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