Strange Horizons is captained by me. This is me. I have a captain's hat, which is how you know that I am the captain. If I were the captain of the Enterprise, I wouldn't have a captain's hat, but you would know that I was the captain because of all the beautiful men and women hanging on my arm.

Every culture has its own signifiers, and it is important to be respectful of their specifities; it is only thus that we will achieve true world dominat... -- harmony. True world harmony. That's right.